Friday, April 20, 2012

Girlfriend/Lesbian #1

My relationship history makes sense on why I've been single for so long. Instead of just rattling off the list I figure I would write about the who's who of the dating VIP. Chronologically I have to start with number one.

My first girlfriend was in high school. She was awesome, we met while on a trip to an amusement park and it was nine kinds of awesome. We became serious and dated...after about six months we hit our tipping point and I found out she had been cheating on me with my best friend at the time. Yeah...real class act (both of them).

They broke up a few months later, and then she told me she was a lesbian. Because TECHNICALLY she had dated my best friend last, my theory is that it was him...but she was not the last girl who became a lesbian....

And THAT'S why I drink...

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